Los consejos del tio Charlie

Nick Nolte aprueba este post y te aconseja: dejá el paco, volve a Hawaii.

Cosas interesantes con las que uno se topa en internet: a finales de los 90 Bill Geerhart estaba con tiempo al pedo y le escribió cartas a varias figuras públicas (entre ellos gente como Charles Manson, el Unabomber y Dick Chenney) fingiendo ser un niño de 8 años pidiendo consejos. Lo más curioso es que muchos de ellos le contestaron. Se pueden ver muchas de las cartas y sus respuestas en este artículo de Radar.

Chota Cheney y sus lentes locos

Imagen que tenía pensado armar yo con una mejor foto del pingüino clásico, y sin incluir a Danny de Vito, pero que me dio paja hacer una vez que encontré esta.


¿Es acaso Dick un perversito? ¿O solo un pescador? Descubralo en esta página.

Off-road velociraptor safari

Uno de los mejores conceptos para videojuego online que vi en los últimos meses

Velociraptor mongoliensis

Cagandole la vida a mis lectores

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Van a perder horas y horas con esto.

La mentira de IMDB

De yapa, una prueba más de que sus rankings son fruta.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451493/

Chud's worst movies of 2007

Iba a redactar algo pero estoy enfermo y con poca imaginación, así que voy a tirar frases sueltas:

Los reviews de malas películas y videojuegos son muy divertidos porque les pegan duro.

CHUD hace un top 10 de peliculas malas cada año, van los links.

Lo peor según Faraci

Lo peor según Nunziata

The Crazies

Definitivamente, todo existe en internet

http://www.mininova.org/tor/621626

NY superhero caught on camera

O lo que `para algunos es uno de los primeros esbozos de publicidad viral para la pelicula de Watchmen.

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Me sorprende la redacción tan formal. Suena casi brit.

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