sábado, 17 de noviembre de 2007

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Creo que puedo seguir robando con esto por meses. Todavia me pregunto como elegirán los nombres que ponen en el "to".

Me sorprende la redacción tan formal. Suena casi brit.

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2 comentarios:

Ald* dijo...

Creo q te vieron la cara!
Naaaa...
Es q tenía q decir algo inconveniente en el momento menos preciso.
Adios.
Me voy a ver Pulp Fiction.

;D

Matías dijo...

Me encantan los nombres, parecen algo sacado de novela policial barata, serie de comics o partida de rol. Es más, creo que voy a robar unos cuantos para cuando dirija algo :P

Y que un spam-bot pueda rimar en limericks tipo Seuss es groso.